Let's pretend this never happened : (a mostly true memoir)
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In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband. I was a three-year-old arsonist My childhood: David Copperfield meets Guns & Ammo magazine Stanley, the magic talking squirrel. Don't tell your parents Jenkins, you motherfucker. If you need an arm condom, it might be time to reevaluate some of your life choices. Draw me a fucking dog -- And that's why Neil Patrick Harris would be the most successful mass murderer ever. No one ever taught me couch etiquette just your average engagement story. It wasn't stew. Married on the Fourth of July. There's no place like home. A series of helpful post-it notes I left around the house for my husband this week. The dark and disturbing secrets HR doesn't want you to know. If you see my liver, you've gone too far. My vagina is fine. Thanks for asking. Phone conversations I had with my husband after I got lost for the eighty thousandth time For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris. Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut. Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives the ones we’d like to pretend never happened are in fact the ones that define us. In the #1 New York Times bestseller, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor. Chapters include: “Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel”, “A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband”, “My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking”, “And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane.” Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.
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